My eyes. BLEEDING.

[runespoor]

Tim Drake is forced to step out from behind his keyboard when an international organization seeks to capture or kill super-powered teenagers. As Red Robin, he must team up with the mysterious and belligerent powerhouse thief known as Wonder Girl and a hyperactive speedster calling himself Kid Flash in TEEN TITANS #1, by Scott Lobdell and artists Brett Booth and Norm Rapmund.

WHAT. WHAT IS THAT.

I don't believe I've ever been gladder not to be a Cassie Sandsmark fan. BELLIGERENT. POWERHOUSE. THIEF. I DON'T EVEN.

And, hey, Tim's the one who inherited the hacker genes! In the absence of Oracle!Babs, duh. *haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates*

So Tim's okay and Steph is still unannounced!

I HATE DC SO MUCH.

Comments

[glymr.livejournal.com]

What the FUCK?

I. I can't even.

Is he even part of the Batfamily anymore?

No, really, this is all some kind of sick joke, right?

[runespoor7.livejournal.com]

Given the colours, I'm going to wager on a yes, or at least that he'll become part of it quickly enough. Because it's not like he's the one who joined the Batfamily because he wanted to join the Batfamily or anything.

If it's a joke, then I have to admire the effort. That's some pretty amazing trolling right there.

Your icon is so appropriate.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Okay, so Tim is the new Falcon, apparently. I don't see Redwing, so I guess the hawk flapped off in disgust. Then there's some guy wearing a Superman tattoo and looking like an emo wrestler. Third, there's Faceless Girl Made of Smoke. Fourth, there's a dark-haired woman in a spangly outfit holding what looks like a web. She is suffering from Youngblood's Disease. Fifth, there's a spiny hedgehog-spider-girl who also has white eyes. (Has NO ONE found the cure for Youngblood's yet?) And sixth, there's some guy in what looks like an updated version of the Silver Age Kid Flash costume. Clearly, he's blundered into the wrong comic book.

My only hope at this point is that Linkara will take it upon himself to mock the entire DC Reboot.

[runespoor7.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

(Missing the point: Faceless Girl Made of Smoke made me realize we might be dealing with Secret. She's by far the YJ character I like the least, though, not counting the Ray, so I'm not sure how I feel about that.

and more missing the point: actually, evil!Wonder Girl has blond hair. Her hood's red, but the hair? Blond.)