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Title: Eight Tips To Drive Your Kismesis Up The Wall
Rating: PG
Summary: Troll Cosmo's latest article on how to spice up your kismessitude, on your computer today!
Notes: You don’t need to know anything about Homestuck to read and enjoy this, beyond the fact that troll society is extremely violent, and trolls have four romantic types of relationships as opposed to our one. Matespritship is like our romantic love, but said to be based on pity, moiraillegiance is the bond between platonic soulmates who keep one another from going crazy, auspiticing is the relationship between a mediator and two trolls who really, really don’t like one another, and kismessitude is rivalry (hate) with sex. These relationships are called “quadrants”, and ideally a troll is supposed to have all of their quadrants filled. (“pail” is a sexual word for trolls; don’t ask.)
( Troll Cosmo gives terrible advice and shouldn’t be taken for the measure of healthy kismessitudes, at all. )
Rating: PG
Summary: Troll Cosmo's latest article on how to spice up your kismessitude, on your computer today!
Notes: You don’t need to know anything about Homestuck to read and enjoy this, beyond the fact that troll society is extremely violent, and trolls have four romantic types of relationships as opposed to our one. Matespritship is like our romantic love, but said to be based on pity, moiraillegiance is the bond between platonic soulmates who keep one another from going crazy, auspiticing is the relationship between a mediator and two trolls who really, really don’t like one another, and kismessitude is rivalry (hate) with sex. These relationships are called “quadrants”, and ideally a troll is supposed to have all of their quadrants filled. (“pail” is a sexual word for trolls; don’t ask.)
( Troll Cosmo gives terrible advice and shouldn’t be taken for the measure of healthy kismessitudes, at all. )
