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Title: 10 GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR KISMESIS’ QUADRANTS THE FUCK ALONE: A REBUTTAL
Rating: PG
Summary: DID YOU READ THAT TROLL COSMO ARTICLE? IT'S A CRIME AGAINST QUADRANTS ON SO MANY LEVELS, I'M SURPRISED THE DESPAIREPORTER'S PEN DIDN'T TURN IN THEIR HAND TO CULL THEM ON THE SPOT.
Notes: You don’t need to know anything about Homestuck to read and enjoy this, beyond the fact that troll society is extremely violent, and trolls have four romantic types of relationships as opposed to our one. Matespritship is like our romantic love, but said to be based on pity, moiraillegiance is the bond between platonic soulmates who keep one another from going crazy, auspiticing is the relationship between a mediator and two trolls who really, really don’t like one another, and kismessitude is rivalry (hate) with sex. These relationships are called “quadrants”, and ideally a troll is supposed to have all of their quadrants filled. They at least need their matespritship and kismessitude quadrants (the reproductive quadrants) filled as adults, otherwise they get killed.
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Rating: PG
Summary: DID YOU READ THAT TROLL COSMO ARTICLE? IT'S A CRIME AGAINST QUADRANTS ON SO MANY LEVELS, I'M SURPRISED THE DESPAIREPORTER'S PEN DIDN'T TURN IN THEIR HAND TO CULL THEM ON THE SPOT.
Notes: You don’t need to know anything about Homestuck to read and enjoy this, beyond the fact that troll society is extremely violent, and trolls have four romantic types of relationships as opposed to our one. Matespritship is like our romantic love, but said to be based on pity, moiraillegiance is the bond between platonic soulmates who keep one another from going crazy, auspiticing is the relationship between a mediator and two trolls who really, really don’t like one another, and kismessitude is rivalry (hate) with sex. These relationships are called “quadrants”, and ideally a troll is supposed to have all of their quadrants filled. They at least need their matespritship and kismessitude quadrants (the reproductive quadrants) filled as adults, otherwise they get killed.
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