POTTERMORE

[runespoor]

Weeks of angsting over not getting the goddamn email omg I knew I was gonna fuck up the process SERIOUSLY RUNESPOOR HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO SABOTAGE YOURSELF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING STEP / eeeeh i'm a Squib!: several

Hours of waiting so anxiously as to be vibrating for the reset password because I am so forgetful it's obviously a fucking miracle I even remember to fucking BREATHE: three

Times restarting the comp because of course Pottermore is heavy as shit: one

Pottermore status on Saturday afternoon: UNAVAILABLE FOR NOW PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.