[Meme] Pairing meme

[runespoor]

OK I'm bored. So, meme.

Tell me a fandom and I'll tell you my...
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
“I am a sick bastard” Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

(Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter, Animorphs, Fire Emblem (PoR/RD, Blazing Sword, Sacred Stones), Tales of Symphonia, FullMetal Alchemist (anime), Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, BtVS, Dragaera, Good Omens, Discworld, Oban Star-Racers, Genshiken, The Human Comedy by Balzac yes it's a fandom, the Malaussène series yes it's a fandom too, Disney...)

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[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

hee, Animorphs. But no, I really wanted to hear Discworld!

[runespoor7.livejournal.com]

So I sort of brought this upon myself because I'm much more about the gen of Discworld than the fics, but oh well.

Discworld:
One True Pairing Ship: Vimes/Vetinari, preferably platonic. (It's Discworld, I'm allowed to require platonic.) Or Vimes/Sybil.
Canon Ship: Vimes/Sybil. Or platonic!Vetinari/Vimes. Vetinari/Ankh-Morpork, does that work?
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Agnes/Carrot.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: you know, I have no idea.
“I am a sick bastard” Ship: Granny Weatherwax/Lily Weatherwax
"I dabble a little" Ship: Polly/Mal
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Carrot/Angua. Well, it is. I like it, but it is.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Vimes/Angua >_> it's not sold because I luff Vimes/Sibyl too much.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Agnes/Cheery
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Susan/anyone.

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

heh

One True Pairing Ship: Granny Weatherwax/Archchancellor Ridcully. (They're both fantastically dangerous, prickly, weird people, who are nonetheless somewhat flailingly endearing when put out of their element, plus you can't beat the fact that they're both the respective leaders of their profession by dint of being invincible and terrifying to their peers)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Susan/Moist (I'm so afraid he's leading up to this)
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: The Librarian/The Luggage
“I am a sick bastard” Ship: Angua/Gaspode (YOU KNOW IT COULD HAPPEN)
"I dabble a little" Ship: Ponder Stibbons/Angua
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Granny Weatherwax/Archchancellor Ridcully (it's just so great)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Death/Granny Weatherwax (it sort of makes sense...)
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Twoflower/Agnes Nitt (as far as I know they never even met, but..)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Susan/anyone (FUCKING A RIGHT)