[Meme] Dysfunctional shipping.

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So, so bored. So writer blocked. So sleepy.

Give me a pairing and I'll give you a way it could be spectacularly dysfunctional.

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Naruto/Sasuke angsty, dramatic OTP of doom ftw.

Sasuke leaves every time, of course.

Of course, Naruto goes after him.

Sometimes they’re back when Sakura swings by their apartement – really Naruto’s, but for his sake she’ll say theirs. Sometimes they’re gone for months.

Sakura resents being left behind less now than she did when she was younger, but then, she has Ino. She grew up when Naruto and Sasuke didn’t, and what she fears nowadays is that one day they won’t come back at all and Konoha will hear about the obliteration of half a country, and there won’t even be the hitai-ite left to bury.

She asked Naruto, once, why he kept doing it. It was one of the rare times when there had been signs that Sasuke would be leaving soon.

(Once, it was Sakura ringing at the door that awoke Naruto – and it was then that Naruto realised Sasuke was gone. One of the times in the beginning, of course; back when Naruto didn’t wake up before the crack of dawn. Sakura remembers Naruto’s conviction that Sasuke was still there, then his bleak desperation; then the anger, blazing with the Kyuubi’s chakra.)

You’re not happy, she said as she dressed Naruto’s wound in a way that wouldn’t hinder the regrowth of his hand. Chidori; a sure sign that Sasuke was getting restless.

Neither of you is happy.

Naruto looked at her. He’d tried and mopped up most of the blood with his sleeve, but there were still encrusted traces of blood on his face, though his nose, Sakura noted, no longer seemed to be broken.

Sakura refused to think about the state Sasuke might be in. He’d been well enough to get away before she arrived in any case, and he wouldn’t let himself die from something so stupid as a friendly spar against Naruto.

“We couldn’t be happier, Sakura-chan.”

He looked like he couldn’t understand why Sakura would say that.



Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura D:

Itachi always was the most important person in Sasuke’s life; his death doesn’t change that.



Sasuke/Kakashi

Two wrongs don’t, after all, make a right, and two uncomplete people will never make a complete one, even if they don’t know what they’re missing.