[Meme] Dysfunctional shipping.

[runespoor]

So, so bored. So writer blocked. So sleepy.

Give me a pairing and I'll give you a way it could be spectacularly dysfunctional.

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Temari/Shikamaru

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"Why don't you just marry her and be done with it, if you want kids that badly?"

The sneer on Temari's face could have sliced through bone.

Shikamaru sighed. Then, without a word, he rolled off the bed. Picked up the articles of clothing scattered around the room. Had to look around a moment before he found the pack of cigarettes.

Temari's eyes had narrowed, he noted once he'd pulled his shirt back on.

"Run away all you want, asshole!"

He didn't answer, and she made no gesture to detain him as he made for the door, only shouting louder.

"One day you're gonna have answer that question for good!"

Temari's words echoed like a threat even after he was out.