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Give me a character from any fandom, tv show, movie, book you know that I know and I will tell you:
a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.
a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.
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b. ugh ugh ugh Jiraiya why did you save those kids without that we wouldn't be bored to tears by Nagato/Pain/whoever auuuuuugh.
c. Tsunade.
d. Yuuko from XXXHolic. She's beautiful, she likes sake, and she's been around the block a few times. They'd have one-night stands whenever he's in town and their talks would completely fail to take their minds off their problems.
e. Something with pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean, maybe?
f. Jiraiya/Orochimaru. Hellooooo eternal team issues, how are you today?
g. Some embarrassing Elvis song. I'm thinking of Be-bop a Lula, but I don't enough Elvis to be able to pick wisely.
h. Tsunade or Sakura would write "Behind every good woman" and be mighty pleased about themselves. Then there's his canonical thinly-veiled autobiography, but I can't imagine a title for it, if Kishi didn't give it a title.
i. His mattress trying to smother him and turning into a giant sized Orochimaru-headed snake that was still trying to smother him.
j. ;_;
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b. Canon doesn't insist enough on the What-The-Hell-Hero quality of it.
c. Sothe. She was willing or almost to surrender to save his life. She leads, and he'll bitch every step of the way and he'll follow, and she's already betrayed him and he couldn't accept losing her, and they know each other's secrets. And when she wasn't sure she'd stay in Daein after the end of the war against Ashera, she was still going to take him with her. adskljdsl my OTP of crooks and lost kids and dawn over dirty alleys.
d. Huh. That's a very good question. It wouldn't be an OTP, but I'd like to see her with Aramis from The Three Musketeers. They both know a lot about secrets and conflicting loyalties. Also, it would be pretty.
e. She'd do great in some cyberpunk universe. Class issues and city streets and maybe a vague but menacing and possibly fascist government.
f. Jarod/Micaiah hmmmm so wrong.
g. Superchick's Stand in the Rain, among others. (http://runespoor7.livejournal.com/49954.html#cutid1)
h. She'll never write her autobiography, but I think Pelleas might write "Maiden of Miracles", simple as you please.
i. Looking from the highest tower of Daein's keep, and seeing nothing but graves to the horizon.
j. One day, long after the children and great-grand children of the heroes of the war against Ashera have passed on, when the sole remnant of that time on beorc ground is the Silver Queen of Daein (some call her mad), long even after her unyiedling possession of the throne stops being disputed, a war breaks from the East.
The spirits attack without rhyme or reason, and neither the soldiers nor the oracles nor the negotiators sent to the edges of the desert can discover the motive behind their attack. The spirits are unlike any foe any general has ever faced; they are a machine, moving all together, forces without bodies or emotions, but for the unease they drown armies into.
Daein is the closest to the desert, the first under attack; so, while the nations of Tellius pull their forces together, Queen Micaiah commands her people into withstanding the storms.
She dies before the reinforcements arrive.
(I've clearly given this too much thought.)
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b. Sometimes, Naruto, you talk too much.
c. Sasuke and Sakura.
d. I think he'd be fun and cute with Orihime.
e. Star Wars.
f. So many wrong crack ships, so little space. Okay, so in the land of the somewhat plausible (hahahaha), I'm gonna say Orochimaru-in-Sasuke's-body. (I've left angst around Pluto, and am now approaching the area of Sirius.)
g. I'm not sure about his song, because Naruto's most striking trait to me is his friendship for Sasuke and Sakura, and his love for all the people he's saved. The song that makes me think of them the most unexpectedly, though, is When the Rain Begins to Fall (http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/j/jermainejackson6697/whentherainbeginstofall251926.html).
h. Jiraiya wanted to call his book Naruto, right?
i. Arriving too late at the Valley of the End, and Sasuke was already gone.
j. processing... processing... fatal error. Please restart the system.
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b. Writers keep messing up. There's been no interaction between Jay and any of the females of the Batfamily since he came back. From a moral point of view, on Jason-as-a-person instead of a character whose arc isn't done: Jason. Stop killing.
c. Bruce. I may be predictable. (I also want to see Rose trying to score with him. She's missing one of the set, and chances are he'd be more amenable than the others. It's a vibe he gives, I guess.)
d. Just throw a character at him. Jason has easy chemistry with everyone and everything under the sun. Taking the words 'other universe' in the meanest possible way, Jason has canonically expressed an interest in Gotham-by-Gaslight!Bruce. I'll admit to wanting to shove him at Steve Rogers or Bucky Barnes, both of whom I know very little about, in the interest of catering to my OTP.
e. Kingdom Hearts, Dragaera and Amber would all be awesome. Universes with tall cities that raise kids in their worst streets, and the only trustworthy authority figures are the strangest and most dangerous people around - and they can make the world open for you.
f. Damien. I... don't actually think I need to explain, but jsut because it sounds like a fun summary: there'd be Bruce issues, and Talia-kissing-Jason issues, and probably Dick-is-Batman issues, and did I already mention the Bruce issues? Oh, all the whatever-may-have-happened-when-Jason-was-with-Talia issues.
g. Foo Fighters' The Pretender, 3 Doors Down's Going Down In Flames, and probably a great many more, but nowadays I'm obsessed so a lot of the songs I listen to remind me of Jay whether they actually fit or not. (Incidentally, Nickleback's Saving Me is a great Bruce/Jason song.)
h. I can't imagine Jason writing his autobiography, but I just know Bruce has a file on the Batcomputer called something like "file 002: GOOD SOLDIER". Out of that, the best he's likely to have is, far in the future, a book of memories written by Alfred, or much less far in the future, a trashy "biography" by some money-hungry "journalist".
i. Bruce's message again. Before he heard it, the one that came back the most often was having to dig his way out of his grave.
j. Beaten to death with a crowbar and then blown up. In the future... fighting crime. Saving people. Maybe avenging someone's death, if the person's death made him freak out bad enough.
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b. "Why do boys always have to push themselves so far" "I don't know, I'm a woman." AAAAAAHHHHHH KISHIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Alternately, that she seems to have gone the route of medic-nin.
c. Sakura.
d. Renji. :D It'd be awesome. Maybe pathetic if they have unrequitedness going on with respectively Sakura and Rukia, but it'd be awesome.
e. Avatar.
f. Sasuke. Run away from that idea, Ino. Run away fast, skewer it to death with blunted kunai, and burn its poisonous corpse so it cannot get reanimated even by the zombie apocalypse. Sasuke's issues are a truckload of wrong you really shouldn't have to deal with unless you have to, and lucky for you, you're not in his team.
g. The Dollyrots' Because I'm Awesome. Yes, you are.
h. Even Important Haircuts Can Be Cute.
i. Cleaning up the flowershop and every time she turned around the shop had reverted back to being as dirty and disorderly as before.
j. A mission twenty something years from now, her neck snapped.
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b. I am so bitter about her being a medic-nin you can't even believe it. That is a girl who was build for torture and espionage. She would have the worst bedside manner ever.
c. Hell yeah.
f. Sasuke/Ino would be so much fail.
h hee!
j. I totally want more details about thist.
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